...Vent...

Dear Cool Kids,
(I don't know if you re actually kids or not but for the sake of my sanity, I'm just going to pretend that you are) I guess you have nothing better to do with your night than to break into peoples cars and cause major damage, and for that I feel sorry for you. I mean I guess you haven't succeeded much in life which is why you go around doing this, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you didn't actually succeed in steal the navigation system/stereo that you broke into get but let me just say this. Next time you are really that desperate, I'd much rather you walk up to me and say "hey lady, give us $500 or we'll make your day hell" because lets face it, I was doing okay with the whole "had Geoff for a while, now I don't" thing, until today when you caused me to have one of THOSE days. I guess I shouldn't complain too badly, I mean instead of taking Grant to his Little Gym class and playing outside, Grant got to see a police car up close and personal and learn what a "report" was and pretty soon he'll get to spend a day or two exploring the ins and outs of a body shop, fun stuff!
Now since you didn't actually get what you set out get I get the joy of sleep with one ear open as I worry that you'll be back again to undo any of the repairs I make to finish off the deal, so Cool Kids, THANKS you made my day!