...quite possibly the funniest e-mail I've ever received...
Dear Squidget,
Recent reports are telling me that Mommy wants you to vacate the premises. (I think you missed a month of rent or something!) I hope you don't take this the wrong way... she's enjoyed being the vessel that carried you from embryo to fully developed human, but that part of the journey has to come to an end sometime soon!
Personally, I want you to get out of there b/c I'm lonely here in DC... and you're my best hope of getting a new friend to play with! So, please, wriggle on outta there... show your beautiful face (and gender... and name!)... and atleast get a few photos online so we can see you!!
Love, Aunt Rory
P.S. When you're coming out, please just wiggle and slide out... no kicking, no resisting... just go with it (believe me, it's worth it)... Mommy's body is a temple and you've been living in it for a few months now... so let's try to leave it in as good condition as it was when you got there! :)
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