Door Bell Ditching

We have a new addition to our front door decor

After the recent "situation" with the FedEx man, I decided it was time for a little .99 cent solution

I bought a prepainted wooden cutout at Hobby Lobby and simply wrote on it with Sharpie then attached some ribbon ...hopefully... this prevents the incident from a week ago from ever repeating itself!

(and yes, the incident involved a 4 year old not a baby I KNOW, but I thought it flowed a little better than "do NOT ring this door bell because you never know what could push an over-tired toddler or his worn-out mommy over the edge" which is what I would have written if I were 100% truthful)